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Xmas cards & last postage dates!

Posted by Geof Banyard on

Hi again! Slightly late in the day for xmas I know (the house move took waaaay longer than I hoped, and truly sorry again to everyone whose parcels got delayed by that!), but I've finally got this year's two new xmas card designs up on the webshop! doctorgeofshop.co.uk/collections/xmas You probably won't be surprised to find out the cards are a rude one and a not rude one: "Two carrots" has some very inventive BDSM snowperson & carrot action (whilst possibly still not being rude because it's snowpeople?); whereas "Silent Night" is just a simple horrific warning tale for snowperson carollers :) With...

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Shipping disruption - 14th September through to 8th October 2021

Posted by Geof Banyard on

Geof's moving house!

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Customer note: replacement valentines cards!

Posted by Geof Banyard on

Hello lovely valentines card customers! I just need to give you a quick heads up that you're about to receive the greetings card part of your order twice!Basically there was a minor printing error (they used a thinner card than I like) but I wanted to get stuff to you in time, so I posted your orders with the slightly thinner card on Tuesday, then when I'd realised what was awry (there were tiny scales and maths, like a rubbish paper-related CSI) I managed to get the cards reprinted for midday Wednesday and then sent you even more cards from...

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Valentines cards!

Posted by Geof Banyard on

Hi my lovelies! A trifle on the late side (sorry!) but this year I'm once again able to offer thee some valentines cards! There are 2 new designs ("co-revolutionary" and "gimp cherub 2"), but as an added bonus I've finally reprinted 5 older designs that I'm not wholly sure I'd gotten round to printing before! Notably the 2 "Great Victorian Romance" designs (I simplified the design and I now love them both much more) and the 3 "fake personal advert" designs that riff on Sherlock Holmes, Frankenstein, and Lovecraft respectively. For a couple of years I'd not quite had the time to offer Valentines cards, but...

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Shipping update!

Posted by Geof Banyard on

Hi there, Now that Brexit has properly kicked in, the time has come to update my shipping policies. As I'm too small to register for VAT, non-UK customers unfortunately might now face customs fees/sales TAX in their own region. However, to help make up for this I've also reduced shipping rates (for both the UK and non-UK because it was easier): as of January 2021, for both UK and non-UK orders, it's £3 for shipping, with free shipping for all orders over £10. If you've any questions then hopefully the webshop's updated shipping policy page might help, but if you're sill confused then please do drop us an email at webshop@doctorgeof.co.uk . All the...

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